CHUCK CLARKE:
• "Life isn't that bad, I just have a lot of pain." 
• "And the way I see it, people would rather suffer with what they have than try the unknown."
• "That's because most men lead lives of quiet desperation."
• "Listen, don't call the police. If this gets into the newspapers, the scandal will ruin me in show business."
• "Look at what you have."
• "You see, Jim, all the big record companies want to sign us for an album. But right now, we're just refining our songs, you know, so we don't get ripped off by people like Simon & Garfunkel and, you know, Springsteen."
• "Interesting work?"
• "I bet we could have any woman in this club."
• "Is that near here?"
• "Lyle's not a communist. He's from the South."
• "You ever wonder that about old houses?"
• "Why didn't you recruit me as a communist? Wasn't I good enough?"
• "It's a free country. No thanks to you & Lyle."
• "You bought a camel?"
• "As one agent to another, I've heard the emir is a prick."
• "It's hot today."
• "You mean they're here on spec?"
• "Brown-nosing the commies won't get you my girl."
• "No, he's not pointing it at us. He's just riding shotgun in case there's trouble."
• "That big, dumb, stupid-ass camel!"
LYLE ROGERS:
• "You think so?"
• "Me, too."
• "Oh, is that true! Oh, is that right!"
• "What a smuck I was."
• "You really know the lingo."
• "You walk into a place like that & girls just want you. You know, you got that kind of face. Kind of mean looking, but with character. And the way you walk, you can only do that with a small body. Did you ever hear of a big sports car?"
• "Hey, it takes a lot of nerve to have nothing at your age. Don't you understand that? Yeah, most guys would be ashamed, but you've got the guts to just say, ''The hell with it.'' You say that you'd rather have nothing than settle for less. Understand?"
• "Are these breasts?"
• "Well, you got a lot of tricks, don't you? First you're a guy & you got Chuck's passport. Then you're a girl & you got his jacket..."
• "You're kidding? You're Mohammed? First time up I hit a home run."
• "Well, yea... well, nah... I didn't actually buy him, they sold him to me."
• "Oh, God. I got a feeling something went wrong & now I own a blind camel."
• "Could I have a map instead?"
• "Sometimes I... I imagine you dressed like a girl."
• "I don't think it's smart to keep walking out here in the desert."
• "No, no, no! Not dead. Just resting!"
• "This must be one of them once-in-a-lifetime things, like a glacier's melting."
• "It's gonna be a scorcher."
• "Look at the upside. We're not living lives of quiet desperation."
• "Oh, boy, she must've gone through a lot if she found out about that wind."
• "Run, smuck! They're trying to kill us!"
• "Actually, I kind of admire that."
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